once upon a time i was a good-for-nothing whore
but then i made my bra waterproof and became a fun-loving beach babe.
#fuckyourstandards
(via thatonegirl-chae)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via onewingedangel)
